English | February 23, 2012 | ASIN: B007CNMP7E | MP3@256 kbps | 9 hrs 38 mins | 1.1 GB
Narrator: Tucker Max | Genre: Nonfiction/Memoir
Here"s Tucker Max"s third and final book in his series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole," and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First, ends here. But as you should expect from Tucker by now, he is going out with a bang – literally and figuratively.
In this book, you"ll learn:
How to live and work in Cancun, while still enrolled in Law School
Why Halloween is really awesome
How to subtly torture a high-strung roommate until he explodes with furious anger over a misplaced condiment
What really happened when a dirty pageant girl tried to sue Tucker because he told the truth
Why you should never accept a homemade treat from a hippie with a van, and
What happens when Tucker turns sexting into a sport.
He"s still Tucker Max, and – for one more book – he"s still an asshole.